ABSURD: A man sues God for interfering in his affairs

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The Times of Israel is reporting that one David Shoshan has filed a restraining order against God for being negative towards him.

The man was said to have told a court in Haifa on Tuesday, May 3, that God has been very negative towards him over the past three years, and has demanded that He (God) stops interfering in his life.

In a response to the case, the court documents proved that since God did not present himself at the hearing, the case was thrown out by the judge.

The complainant disclosed that he has tried countless times to obtain the restraining order through the police department, but did not succeed.

Ahsan Canaan who presided over the case, threw out Shoshan’s request, calling it absurd and asked the complainant to get help from someone besides local law enforcement.

This is really absurd and i wonder why he wasn't tested for drugs or sanity.

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