A SMART WAY TO CATCH A CHEATING MAN

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Once upon a time a wife left home to visit her family. The husband decided to have some fun and brought his lover home. They stayed up all night. He bought her some flowers and they had a romantic dinner with candles plus much fun in bed. In the morning he bid her goodbye and started to clean the house.

He checked every corner of it. He changed the bed linens and washed all the dishes. He checked the corners behind the bed to see if no earring was dropped there or no long here stuck to the bed sides. Eventfully, he decided the house was Ok, and his wife would never find out.

When she arrived back home she confronted him over the dinner:

“Honey, was there an electricity blackout last night?”

He said: “No, why you ask?”

Her answer is amazingю Have you guessed it already?

“You, little cheater, explain than why the candles are so burned down?!”


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